LOS SANTOS TIMES
by Herald Johnson
11 February 2023
PACIFIC BANK GETS ROBBED!
COPS LEFT BAFFLED!
On February 3rd, the Pacific Bank was robbed by 3 armed individuals in masks. According to sources, over 8 cops arrived on scene to secure the two hostages and attempt to control the situation. Was it superior driving skills? Was it superior shooting? Nope. This reported has sources from the event and has learned that the job was done without a shot fired and a boat.Thats right, a boat. The cops pursued the three suspects in a stolen local car and drove them around the city for about twenty minutes before stopping behind the Burger Shot and jumping over the railing to a waiting boat and a getaway Helmsman. The Boat left the area into open waters where the cops lost sight and got away. Cops probably left baffled by the event had to pack up and go back to MRPD empty handed as the BIGGEST bank in the city was completely emptied. The bank manager, left completely speechless by the cop's ineffectiveness, has no idea how they even got past the unbreakable electronic locks on the vault door.
WAIT, THATS NOT A COP IN THAT POLICE VEHICLE!?
COP CARS STOLEN AT AN ALARMING RATE!
Criminals have been stealing cop cars right from in front of MRPD. This has led to multiple crimes where the cops just can't catch them. So how do you know if that cop that's pulling you over is actually a cop? Is it a criminal waiting to take your belongings or worse? When asked about this recent string of Police vehicle thefts, Trooper Hamm from the SASP stated, "We are aware of the issue and have taken steps to prevent further theft of PD equipment. We've also adjusted our response and I have been working closely with other departments to ensure criminals will think twice before impersonating our officers. If you suspect someone is impersonating an officer, call 911 and we will confirm their identity or show up to arrest them." Are they doing enough? Only time will tell.
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EVER DREAM OF FIGHTING THE LAW WITH THE LAW?
Benson Law Office is Hiring!
Benson Law Office is Hiring and Training you for the job of your dreams! Thats right, they will take those with no experience and train them up. It's up to you how far you go in this field. You want to be the next Judge in LS? You better get the experience you need from Benson Law Office. There is only one thing that stands between the citizens of this great city and corrupt cops. Lawyers. Stop complaining about the cops and beat them using the LAW against them. As an attorney (after much training) you can help make case law for LS with your actual cases against the Police Department. THIS IS HUGE! Stop waiting, Contact Gabriella Benson NOW!
REST IN PEACE JULIO CAMPBELL
YOU WILL BE MISSED.
"This one time, I responded to a house robbery call and when I went in, I was met by Mr. Campbell. He had his gun drawn, I had mine drawn as well. We both had cover, no one was going anywhere. I'm not sure who suggested it, but we both agreed to drop our guns and decide the outcome with fists. He got me to an inch of my life, and I called mercy, he stopped and said good shit than walked out the door." Said an officer that wished to remain anonymous. "He will be missed, I know he's a criminal with a heinous record, but he just seemed to liven up the place a bit, wherever he was, no matter what he was doing." Julio Campbell was shot multiple times after a Vangelico Jewel Store robbery on 27 January 2023. Julio led the police on a chase that ended in a garage with music blasting. Julio took out his automatic weapon and started shooting at the officers. The officers responded, hitting Julio multiple times. EMS arrived on scene and attempted to stabilize him, but his wounds were too grave to get him in a stable condition. EMS rushed him to Eclipse hospital where advanced life saving techniques were used but to no avail. Julio Campbell died on the operating table succumbing to his wounds.
