LOS SANTOS TIMES
by Herald Johnson
7 May 2023
NEW FOOD JOINT?
BLOW JOBS TO FAST FOOD
A new food establishment opened up in LS and it's owned by Johnny King, formally of the Blow Job Kings. When asked why he decided to open this food establishment he replied, "Dawg, da fuq a establishment" Obviously we are not going to get much out of any interviews with him so I'll just sum up what I can only imagine would be some of his replies. Dawg, cuh, bro, Aaron Rogers.
This reporter has gone behind the counters and checked out some of the menu items. The names these folks come up with is, for lack of a better word, crap. I won't spoil anything for you here, I'll leave that to the fry cooks, but I do encourage you to check it out. Just be careful because the staff here is, for lack of a better word, criminals.
This reporter has gone behind the counters and checked out some of the menu items. The names these folks come up with is, for lack of a better word, crap. I won't spoil anything for you here, I'll leave that to the fry cooks, but I do encourage you to check it out. Just be careful because the staff here is, for lack of a better word, criminals.
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