22 April 2023 SPECIAL EDITION

                                     LOS SANTOS TIMES

by Chuck Little

22 April 2023

ECLIPSE HOSPITAL CLOSING DOWN?

LAWSUIT GOES WRONG

Eclipse Hospital if being forced to close its doors after a lawsuit devastates the Hospitals funds.  A lawsuit involving a rogue EMS employee that beat a civilian nearly to death, and increasing malpractice insurance due to this, leaves the Hospitals budget drastically low to the point they can no longer afford the Eclipse Tower.

"The Hospital is moving, not shutting down", says Chief of Medicine Howard Mustache. "Not even sure how much longer I will be around as Chief after this lawsuit." Sources close to the hospital have told this reporter that they are moving to Pillbox Hill Medical Center.

Now, this move brings the Hospital closer to MRPD and even Advanced Auto, where it seems a lot of folks get injured for some reason. So, ultimately, this move could be a good thing for the city. Hell, it is right off the highway after all. 

NEW LAWFIRM OPENS

Montgomery & Assocates

There's a new lawyer in town. Reid Montgomery has taken over the old Law Offices and is looking to defend your rights!  Reach out, get in touch, come say hi.  She is looking for more employees as we speak so if your experienced in law or even if your looking to start your law career, reach out to her.

GRAND THEFT AUTO ON THE RISE

Cars are getting stolen left and right in this great city while Commissioner "Little Foot" doesn't even show up to work.   Citizens of Los Santos, LOCK YOUR CAR DOORS! Hinder the criminals from stealing your hard-earned ride.