Thursday, April 27, 2023

27 Apr 2023

 LOS SANTOS TIMES

by Herald Johnson

27 April 2023

LITTLES WEAPON MANUFACTURING?



THE LITTLES FAMILY GO DOWN, AGAIN


It was a clear night when the smoke cleared from 8207 Magellan Ave where 3 Littles and an unknown were incapacitated by Police officers.  The Officers got multiple calls reporting heavy gunfire from the area. Upon arriving on the scene the suspects seen were using LMGs, SMGs, ARs, Sniper Rifles, and well anything you could think of.  The Littles switched their focus to the oncoming officers and opened fire. The cops quickly gave them a little space and regrouped before they pushed in.  After an extensive gun fight and perhaps a couple homing missiles, the Cops were able to successfully neutralize the threat.  

After searching the area, the Cops found a bench that was used to make weapons and confiscated it.  Hopefully no one else was using this bench cause its locked up in MRPD evidence. Commissioner "Little Foot" had the following statement for the city, "We cracked down on a large weapons supplier in Los Santos today.  And I want all the criminals out there to know that we are coming for them. Me and my size sixes, err twelves, hey don't write that, I didn't say sixes, someone arrest that man."

What does this mean for the rest of the city?  Where are the guns going to come from now? Where the fuck is my silencer?  All these questions and more will have to wait to be answered. Maybe the cops have earned a brief period for respite. 

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