LOS SANTOS TIMES
by Herald Johnson
9 May 2023
NEW SPEED REGULATORS?
Now, this reporter went a little deeper into the sauce and talked with the local mech shops to inquire about this. It would seem that even the cop cars are getting hit with these new speed governors. So, what the hell is the point? Why limit everyone's speed just because you can't catch
COMIC STORE CLOSES
An attempt to reach out to the ownership of the comic store was made, but it was unsuccessful. We were able to get in touch with the Mayor of LS and he had the following statement: "This city will only allow for so much leeway before we have to take action. Owning a business is a privilege here that many are not afforded. Remember that when you attempt to open one of your own."